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Stay as you are. Promo Poster - Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
Part of Brad Yung's "20 Years Too Late" collection, this t-shirt allows you to show off your long-dormant retro hipster cool with this tacit acknowledgement of the ultimate 90s Gen-X comic strip, "Stay as you are."
This little-seen promo poster from back-in-the-day has now been fully-coloured and is available for you to drape over your filthy body! Featuring Brad and Billy, Ninja Bear, The Irony Machine 2000, and over a dozen recycled jokes!
Timed for release as an afterthought to "The Complete Stay as you are." book collection from Three Ocean Press, this t-shirt features 4 holes for your head, torso and 2 appendages! It also has that super neato design on the front where the individual cartoon panels form a giant picture of the artist's head! There's probably a word for that. "Gestalt", maybe. It certainly sounds good.
Alternate shirt types and colours available. Please browse my shop for maximum choice vectors!
Full-size version of the graphic here.
T-shirt styles available: Bella + Canvas 3001 / Gildan 64000 / Jersey
Ninja Bear Vs. The Roving Bandit Gang of Nihilists! — Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
Part of Brad Yung's "20 Years Too Late" collection, this t-shirt finally allows you to sport the infamous Ninja Bear on your person, much like Ninja Bear wears the blood of his vanquished enemies!First seen in the alternative 90s comic strip "Stay as you are.", all the Ninja Bear strips have of course been included in "The Complete Stay as you are." collection by Three Ocean Press. And, much like Ninja Bear threatened to take over the strips, this t-shirt threatens to take over your wardrobe!
As a manifestation of the cartoonist's subconscious desire to draw a mindless action strip, Ninja Bear quickly became a fan favourite for his sporadic, bloody appearances and their many-layered levels of discourse about human desire, creativity, and the nature of existence itself. But mostly, it was about the killing. And this shirt delivers!
Full-size version of the graphic here.
T-shirt styles available: Bella + Canvas 3001 / Gildan 64000 / Jersey
I'm Not Bitter, I'm Tangy — Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
Part of Brad Yung's "20 Years Too Late" collection, this t-shirt features one of the more oft-quoted lines that continue to haunt the artist to this day. But, over the years, he has learned to stop grunting in disgust and instead embrace people's desire to express their love for his old "Stay as you are." comic strips by quoting his lines back to him.
With time comes maturity, and with maturity comes acceptance. The artist is proud of his work, or he wouldn't have released "The Complete Stay as you are." book collection by Three Ocean Press. Yet he remains modest and perhaps even a little embarrassed that something he did once a long time ago is even remembered by anybody at all.
Perhaps that's why he's distancing himself from this description by using the 3rd person...
Full-size version of the graphic here.T-shirt styles available: Bella + Canvas 3001 / Gildan 64000 / Jersey
I'll Do It Tomorrow. That's What Tomorrow Is For — Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
You're busy, we get it. You have things to do. Many things. Important things. And you don't need anymore things added to that. But these things do need to get done. And if you don't do them, who will?
They'll all get done, eventually. Maybe not today. Probably not today. But they will. Sometime soon. Or later. Probably.
Thank goodness for tomorrows. There's an infinite supply, and they never actually come. But you're not procrastinating — you're prioritizing. Hey, that could make a good t-shirt slogan, too...
Other shirt styles and designs available. Please browse my store for alternates. If you can find the time...
Part of Brad Yung's "20 Years Too Late" collection.
Full-size version of the graphic here.T-shirt styles available: Bella + Canvas 3001 / Gildan 64000 / Jersey
Text-only version: Bella + Canvas 3001 / Gildan 64000 / Jersey
Ceci N'est Pas Une Opinion / This Is Not An Opinion — Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
Conceptually derived from "The Treachery Of Images" (or "This Is Not A Pipe") painting by surrealist painter René Magritte, this shirt does not actually say anything.
Just as an image of a pipe (or the word "pipe") is not the same as an actual pipe, words or a slogan printed on a shirt is not the same as an actual opinion. Whoo, mind blown.
Presented in French, just like Magritte's original painting, because ooh la la. Using recursive images of the shirt itself to represent the "opinion" on the shirt — parfait.
Other shirt types available. Please browse my store for the illusion of choice.T-shirt styles available: Bella + Canvas 3001 / Gildan 64000 / Jersey
I Like My Men How I Like My Coffee — Exotic, Rich, And Ethically-Sourced! — Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
There are many different types of men in the world. Probably as many as there are different types of coffee. Somebody should count each of them, then make some sort of chart or graph comparing the two and put it on a shirt.
But that's not for me to do. And you wouldn't buy that shirt if I did. Because you already know the type of man you like. Just as you know how you like your coffee. You're not messing around, you're not keen to waste your time. Just like me.
Perhaps we'd make a good couple. Sure, we could correspond for a bit, then maybe hang out, then actually date and see what happens. Or — you could just buy this shirt and wear it everywhere you go. Then I'll see it and know you're the one.
Except I'm only 1 out of the 3 things listed on the shirt. Oops. Well, at least we didn't waste time.
Other shirt types and designs available. Please browse my store because you deserve the best.
T-shirt styles available: Bella + Canvas 3001 / Gildan 64000 / Jersey
Also available as a mug:
Text-only: 11 oz or 15 oz
Text and graphic: 11oz or 15oz
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